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My name is Michelle. I'm a normal 16 year old girl. Except I pretty much hate veryone, I'm bisexual, and I'm a REAL bitch!
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...written on Sunday, Nov. 30, 2003, @ 4:33 pm
You put Julia Roberts to shame.
You control men by smiling, laughing, and your other "oral gifts".
Kissing is your forte.
You've got wrapping your lips around a guy down to a science and an art form.
You can even pout to your advantage.
You just don't pay lip service. You are THE lip service.
Celebs who work their lips as hard as you do include: Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Naomi Campbell, and of course, Julia Roberts.
Want to play up your lips even more?
Play down everything else around them.
Use subtle colors on your eyes and cheeks, going very red or pink on your lips.
And keep your teeth nice and white... makes your bright smile even brighter!
Daring. Dangerous. And oh so tasty.
You go crazy when you go south -
And you love getting it in the mouth.
Some people say you are evil, but you just haven't trained them yet.
You know how to play the pleasure and pain game.
And, boy, you know how well pleasure and pain go together.
You eventually get everyone under hot dripping wax!
You will gladly teach this perverted oddball course.
You can easily teach cock torture, needle play, and trampling.
Now doesn't that sound like a fun course description?
Your thick, wide tongue is the perfect size and shape for giving him pleasure. Not to mention, you know just how to work all the curves.
You'll do just about anything to make others happy, and when you're uncomfortable, you don't like to say so.
So that probably means your mouth is starting to get worn out. Slow down, and learn how to speak your mind!
You'd be most compatible with a Nipple Sucker. They're sure to give you the attention you so desperately need.
You've been giving everything for so long that you forgot what's it's like to be pleasured. It's time for you to lay back and get licked.
With the flick of a wrist...
You totally know how to please a woman.
If you're a guy, you're considered one of the girls.
And if you're a girl, you're probably a lesbian.
Like this vibe? Get more info here...
Deep, aggressive, exciting.
Both the guy and the girl stand, using the wall as support.
If the guy is strong, he can lift the girl up - with her legs wrapped around him.
If the girl is strong, she can place her feet on the wall - pushing against it to hold her up.
You won't have to resort to the streets to earn your cash...
But you will spend most of your time at a brothel on the wrong side of town!
Shapeley, firm, and a total man pleaser. Well, at least for now.
Remember that beauty fades (unless you have a fake pair)!
Your perfect breasts eventually will go sour - and South!
You come complete with press on suction lips,
portable wet wipes, and skin toner.
Add on "Spit-it-back" function sold separately.
Not recommended for children under age 6.
Lusty, and a little slutty.
You turn heads everywhere!
You're crazy and uninhibited, even with people you just met.
You're likely to be bisexual - and take both sexes at the same time.
You've got the boobs / pecs of a supermodel -
And all your shirts are a size too small!
Wild, kinky, and sometimes painful.
Otherwise known as:
Checkin' to see if the round roast is done
Getting the beef thermometer
Driving the Hershey highway
Fishing for brown trout
Pushin' shit uphill
The colon commando
Coitus analis
Anaru sekkusu
Greek sex
Sodomy
Bufu
It probably started out with dating rich guys...
You love money, jewelry, and clothes, and you realize that sex is an easy way to get what you want.
If you ever get busted while strutting your stuff on a street corner...
Use your sex appeal to seduce the cop and maybe he'll be the only one to punish you! ;)
All sorts of guys long to hook up with you, but your standards are set high.
You don't just give it up to anyone, but when you do...they can't get enough of you!
You have a knack for pleasing and receiving, and sex with you is never boring.
Only problem is ~ they all seem to be falling in love with you...
